If you PROVOKE PRINCESS
Here’s your POTENTIAL PENALTY *
What we want to charge patients for:
Directions to the office after the first time $10.00. Increase by $5.00 each time you call.
Please write them down. It’s not that complicated.
Some people will call 5 times or more for directions, then still be late because they “couldn’t find the office”. Right now we have a huge pink “FLU SHOTS HERE” sign out front. Hard to miss.
*This is a recurring feature. Princess and I get certain patterns of phone calls that we find annoying. We would like to present them to you, with what we would like to charge for them. Unfortunately, we can’t. Charge that is. The phone calls will remain annoying. Princess says she could get rich if she could charge for all this stuff.