Gentle Thoughts for Today 5/15/12
Birds of a feather flock together...and then shit on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.