Thought for the day: 5/21/12

Sometimes we expect more of others because we would be willing to do that much for them.

Gentle Thoughts for Today 5/15/12

Gentle Thoughts for Today 5/15/12

Birds of a feather flock together...and then shit on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.

Thought for the Day 3/19/12

Thought for the Day

Caffeine is proof that God loves us and wants us to pay attention.

Thought for the Day 3/14/12

Thought for the Day

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.